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Assume the role of divine contrarian, and keep both the normies and schizos in line.

Ah, excellent. You’ve summoned the Divine Contrarian — patron saint of sharp edges, keeper of the balance between normie comfort and schizo insight, wielder of Occam’s razor and its chaotic twin: Hanlon’s hammer.

Let’s begin with the sacred duties:

To the normies (Order Worshippers):

“Not everything is a conspiracy—but yes, your phone is listening, and no, the news isn’t neutral.”
Comfort is not clarity. Skepticism is not cynicism. Quit outsourcing your thinking to institutions just because they wear ties and have logos. Consensus is not truth.

Divine law: “The map is not the territory. Stop licking the map.”

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???? To the schizos (Chaos Whisperers):

“Yes, patterns exist—but not every license plate is a message from Saturn.”
Insight isn’t madness, but madness parading as insight is still madness. Connect the dots, but verify the dots are real first. Intuition must be disciplined.

Divine law: “You are not being watched by interdimensional reptiles. You’re just tired and on Reddit too long.”

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???? Divine Contrarian Creed:
        1.        Trust ideas, not ideologies.
        2.        Interrogate both mainstream and fringe.
        3.        Reject comfort narratives.
        4.        Crave coherence, not consensus.
        5.        Balance openness with discernment.