631.Gen Alpha Slang

Reader86

Transcript (Gen Alpha slang version):

Good morning everyone.
It’s low key a huge W to be vibing here at West Town High School for Language Week.
But chat, let’s log in. Bro came prepared.
Now I know it’s giving delulu for this cheugy boomer to speak in such skibidi brain rot,
but if you’ll bear with me, I’ll put the fries in the bag in just a second.
No cap, I was pressed about understanding this language but I had to absorb the drip so I wouldn’t get aired by your generation.
It’s an infinite money glitch that slaps.
People finna get pressed saying languages are chopped or too hard. Don’t listen bestie, they’re just salty because their language game is dog water.
Being multilingual is OD letting you stand cultures, vibe with international fam, and utterly mog your career.
No cap, speaking another language lets you go off, turning you into an absolute conversational rizzler.
So yeah chat, that’s the sauce.
Keep cooking, never be mid, and study hard and go rise up that knowledge.
And thanks again to West Town for letting me do this. Y’all are real ones.  

Reader86

Good morning everyone.
It’s a real honor to be here at Westtown High School for Language Week.
Let’s be serious for a moment — I came prepared.
I know it probably sounds ridiculous for someone my age to speak this way,
but please be patient with me for a second.
Honestly, learning this slang was stressful, but I wanted to understand your generation instead of being ignored.
Learning languages is incredibly powerful and rewarding.
Some people complain that languages are too difficult — don’t listen to them.
They’re usually just frustrated because they haven’t put in the effort.
Being multilingual helps you understand other cultures, connect with people worldwide,
and it can seriously improve your career opportunities.
Speaking another language gives you confidence and makes conversations easier.
So that’s the key message.
Keep improving, don’t settle for mediocrity, study hard, and keep growing.
Thank you again for having me — I really appreciate it.

Reader86

Here's a side-by-side sheet of key Gen Alpha slang from the video & their everyday English meanings:

low-key: subtly  
huge W: big win  
vibing: chilling  
chat: everyone/group  
lock in: focus  
it's giving: seems like  
delulu: delusional  
cheugy: outdated  
boomer: old person  
skibidi: absurd/bad  
brain rot: mindless content  
put the fries in the bag: explain simply  
no cap: honestly  
dead-ass: seriously  
pressed: bothered  
drip: style  
aired: ignored  
high key: obviously  
on god: truly  
glow up: improvement  
gyat: attractive (butt)  
finna: going to  
bet: agreed  
hits different: feels unique  
pookie: friend  
rizz: charm  
mid: average  
slaps: is great  
salty: bitter  
goated: greatest  
F R: for real