Don't Cry for me Agentina altered

Liaokang

昨天中午跟好朋友巴寇吃饭，聊起新教皇的事，他说大概这位仁兄让人把他个人的东西送到梵蒂冈，十年内也不会回阿根廷了。我说应该把"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"改编一下。昨晚看完《1942》，心里这个堵啊！拿新教皇开开心吧。阿根廷人见到这改编的歌词，没准想杀了我。

"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"

[Recitative by Pope Francis aka J.M. Bergoglio:]
It won't be easy, you'll think it's a joke,
When I try to explain how I feel,
That I still need your love after all that white smoke.

You won't believe me,
All you will see is a man you once knew
Although he's dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you

I had no idea it'd happen, I had to go.
Couldn't live all my life in that shithole,
Looking out of the window, embracing the sun.

So I chose popedom,
Flying around, trying all this new freedom.
I am so impressed by everything in Rome.
I'd never want to go back home.

[Chorus:]

Don't cry for me Argentina.
The truth is I never wanted you.
All through my wild days,
My sad existence,
I kept my promise
I shall keep my distance.

And as for fortune, and as for fame,
I always expect them both
Though it seemed they were not why I came.

They aren't illusions.
They are the solutions Vatican intended to be.
The answer was here in the white smoke.
I love them and hope you still love me.

Don't cry for me Argentina.

[Recitative by Pope Francis:]

Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
But all you have to do is UPS my belongings,
For I won't see you for a decade or two.


天主教徒们别跟我急啊，今天听到美国人开的许多玩笑比这可厉害多了。Here is the original:

"http://www.youtube.com/v/k2eMHqS7lTU&autoplay=1"